- Anti Joke

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

DON"T READ THIS!

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

why did the man die? he was shot

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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Vagina.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges