Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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Z.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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