A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Santa isn't real

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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WNBA

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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