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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! BANG BANG BANG >:D

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

i lost the game

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