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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

Little Johnny was always bullied at school. Everyday he would get picked on by the same kid, Todd. Todd was a red-headed bully with no discipline. Johnny one day went home and started crying. His father asked the little boy, "Jonny why are you crying?" John replied, "I keep getting bullied". His father stood up and told him, "You must become a big man and step up to him and tell him how you feel. It will surprise him and he will then back off. It always works." Johnny then felt inspired. Later that night he started practicing what he will say in the mirror. By the next morning he felt like he was ready. Johnny was confident about himself for once. He walked up to Todd and told him, "I'm tired of your bullying and next time you will regret it!!". Todd looked surprised and had his jaw opened. Todd then said, "I'm sorry Johnny I didn't know you felt that way." Johnny looked confused. "Here come with me and I'll buy us ice cream". When they went to go get ice cream, Todd brutally stabbed Johnny until he was losing blood and repeatedly raped his dead body.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

speech and debate.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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