What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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What's 9+10? 19

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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A man... walks.

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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On a deserted island in the middle of nowhere three women have just been in a horrible boat wreck. They are okay and alive. One is a lovely smart brunette. An appealing ginger. And a blond.. named Becky. They take shelter when one of them notices a shimmer in the sand. They pick it up to discover that it was a golden lamp. They rub it and a blue cloud of smoke consumes them. Then a magnificent Guinnie appears and says "You have awoken me from my 10,000 year encasement inside that lamp! I shall grant you 3 wishes to show you my sincere gratitude." The brunette wishes for a plane so she can fly home. The ginger wishes for a boat to sail back home. The blonde was lonely so she wished that the brunette and the ginger were back with her.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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Your biggest fan.

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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