- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

children burning

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

Donald Trump.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

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