you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

xavier stop

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

oooh look a banshee

Wigan.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

Roses come in a variety of colors.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

a blond girl walks into a bar

Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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