- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can count to potato.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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