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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

Knock Knock Come in.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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