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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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Women's rights.

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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The MLS

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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you and your family will die tonight

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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