Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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