I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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