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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

These Jokes suck.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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