Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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