- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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