Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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John Stamos.

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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