Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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Women's rights

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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