A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

What did the man without a tongue say...

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

learn the ropes?

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

Poop swing

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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