Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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your mom died.

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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