What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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You know how I felt about Nero, no way id ever date anyone but you, back then that is. Fine I will come along, I bet you left the base at "point zero" without the information he left, you have not changed a bit Seth, always too impulsive for your own good, but Nero was always like that and that, turned out, well damn. Tell me first, if you come get me, how much have you really changed mentally from the last time we met? You sincerely sound like a psychopath and I could use a shoulder to cry on rather than be escorted to some sick torture dungeon thing. I gather you are not far away, could you please get over here asap? I do not care about more than the standard code anymore, you have not changed much, except you are a deranged psychopath now, I get it, in your place I think id do the same, I have no idea how bad Nero was doing when you found him, and I sure as hell dont want to know.

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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Women's rights.

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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