what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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general tso's broccoli

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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Knock Knock Come in.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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to get to the other side.

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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