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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

He walked in a bar

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

suck my balls mr.garison

Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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