Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

Hi

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

Why did i write this? I was bored

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