- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

Pineapple.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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