ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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Get off my porch.

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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