A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Dyslexics have more nuf!

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

^that joke a piece of shit

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

willie revilame

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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