Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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