- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i lost the game

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

meh

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

I am a joke. I am funny.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Health food.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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