Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Tunechi

Corn Muffins

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

whats white and pointless? chalk.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

A white person at Harvard

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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