- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

THE END.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

why was the boy sad? because.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

And Stephen Hawking said.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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