- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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