Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

once upon a time, it snowed

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

luke moore cant pull it back

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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