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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

drugs.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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