- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

I killed someone on minecraft.

A woman walks into a bar.

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

your mother

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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