Why was the woman?

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Women's rights

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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