Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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