- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

Your biggest fan.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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