- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue? The sky.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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