- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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