On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

mark is religion

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

My daughter is dying of AIDS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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