Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

British Dentistry

i dont like chris

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

What does two plus two equal? 4

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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