An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Autism speaks but not really

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

i dont like chris

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

British Dentistry

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

What does two plus two equal? 4

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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