When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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The jets are a good team..

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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