- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

hi bye

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

Hitler

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

What can make you pee? Liquid

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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