- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

Hillary Clinton

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

The Female Orgasm

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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