what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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An airplane has 100 bricks on-board. If you drop one brick, how many bricks would be left? 99 -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put a giraffe inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put an elephant inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lion King gathered all the animals from the land to a meeting. Everyone came, except one. Who was the animal? The elephant. He's still inside the refrigerator. ------------------------------------------------------------------- You want to cross a river, but you know that there are crocodiles there. There is no bridge, vines to swing from, etc. How do you cross the river? Swim across the river. The crocodiles are at the meeting with The Lion King. ------------------------------------------------------------------- So you swimmed over the river, but how did you still die? You were hit by the brick falling from the airplane.

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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hi

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