- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

What comes after 23? 24.

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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