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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

Ken wins!

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

your mom gave me head.....phones

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

Are you a tree

What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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