- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

A possesed goat: "moo"

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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