- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Adele walks into the stables

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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