Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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