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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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