- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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