knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Poop

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

Women's Rights

What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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