why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

British Dentistry

i dont like chris

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

whats brown and sticky? shit

Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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