- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

whats polish and black a polish black person

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

Guess what. Chicken butt.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

Refrigerator

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

What black and has children A black man

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