What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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run farther?

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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Dislike this.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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