Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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Hahaha

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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What's big and white?

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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hello anomonous

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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