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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

Why did the dog eat poop?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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