A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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Your mom is so fat...

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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Four surgeons are taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded." 4th surgeon says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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