Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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