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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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What's funnier than 68 69

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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Lets just say that we are beyond the stage where I am "just" trying, by the way, you might want to search that last comment for double negatives. Or you know NOT NOT. Do not take my word for it, but if I am not wrong, the bacteria (yogurt) leaves afterwards, so you are eating milk that has been eaten and then.. You know... A common "side effect" of hypnosis, is that when it is used, the one hypnotized (both in this case) end up feeling a "strange" case of closeness, stronger bonds, friendship etc, scientists wonder why... ITS LIKE DUH! WE BOTH REVEAL DEEP SECRETS TO EACH OTHER! THINGS WE DO NOT EVEN USUALLY TELL OURSELVES! Its a literal no brainer, scientits can go fuck themselves, because as far as I know, thats the only fuck they ever get.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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