Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

what did the old lady die of old age...

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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