- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Your mom.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??