why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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yes... that's the joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Anti Joke

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