- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

My parents died!

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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