- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rigo your a stupid ass

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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