Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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women's rights

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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