What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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giddy goat

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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