- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Chuck norris

what happens every day? People die

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

There's my tractor.

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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