Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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