- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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