And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

What's an Anti Joke?

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

And Stephen Hawking said.

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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