- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

hey bill!

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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