Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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