How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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Come In!

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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