- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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