Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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My parents have an open marriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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