I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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