why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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