So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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F? No k

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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