- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

woman's rights

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

What's 9+10? 19

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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