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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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