What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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