Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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