Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

im watching you..

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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