Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

bees knees

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

I LIKE TRAINS

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

He walked in a bar

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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