What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

hey

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

The Christian Bible.

Cows are land manatees.

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

im a dragon, no im not

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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