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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

A man walks into a bar Ouch

How much Is a free app on my market?

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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