- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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