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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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