- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

women's rights.

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

Religion.

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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