I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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