- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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