- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

what do u call a black person by his name

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

this is not an anti joke

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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